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September, 2009

  1. Maximum interest rate: 10%

    September 30, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    I wonder what would happen if when you borrowed $7000 that the maximum you would have to pay back was $7700?

    Would the world suddenly crumble?

    When we buy houses we pay well over 100% interest over the term of the mortgage. What would happen if it was restricted to 15%?

    What if it was impossible to access more than $8000 of credit in total from multiple sources? Banks already share information via your credit record. They know how many credit cards you’ve applied for.

    The idiotic thing about the financial crisis gripping the world is the idea that we are powerless against it. Caught in market forces and simply reacting. WE MADE THE RULES! We created it! If we decided tomorrow that the maximum salary of a CEO was 40 times the lowest paid worker then that would be that.

    If we decided that all company debts of all kinds had to recorded on the balance sheet then that would that … also.

    If we decided you could only ever get into $8000 of debt before your wages were automatically deducted to pay for it … that would be that.

    If we decided to tax international currency speculation just a few percent we’d wipe out currency speculation.

    I’ve read so many claims about high wages attracting merit and the best etc and without it we wouldn’t get those amazing people. Right, so if the wage was $100,000 rather than $400,000, we couldn’t find amazingly capable people for that position?

    Those high wages were a price signal – marketing for the company. They could pay those wages because they were making billions! Fake billions but BILLIONS!

    If you take nothing more away from this post, remember this: all of society, all the rules, all the laws, all the social structures we find ourselves in … they were created by us. We made them and we can unmake them or change them any time we want.


  2. lost heart

    September 28, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    yellow is the colour of the little lost heart
    that I gave to you.
    blue is the colour of all that time apart
    that I gave to you.


  3. so hot

    September 26, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    she is with the good-time fellas
    although she’s just seventeen
    boys so hot
    you can’t believe it
    girl laughing


  4. cat

    September 26, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    our cat had lived for way longer than an ordinary cat and she was about twenty-five when she got sick and mum took her to the vet and the vet was amazed how old she was and they did an x-ray and found the inside of the cat was all robotics and boy did dad get in some trouble then for just building a new cat twenty-three years ago when the original died but i think mum wasn’t that upset because the vet said this kind of technology was really difficult and required constant monitoring and repair and dad had been doing that all this time because mum loved that cat.


  5. riding

    September 26, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    riding on the delights of tomorrow
    won’t save you from endless sorrow.


  6. upgraded

    September 26, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    hey man, i just got upgraded!
    when? just now i got a call
    it was from higher up
    letting me know that i’m moving on

    well, yes … we … nah, we’ll still hang out
    yeah, don’t worry it’ll be …
    i mean you’ll probably be soon
    you know, if i can, then you can!

    got to pack, ah, what am i saying?
    they’re sending someone to pack for me!
    man, upgraded, this is going to be brilliant
    what say we go celebrate?


  7. i do so wish

    September 24, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    considering the pain
    of your friendship
    i do so wish
    you were an enemy instead


  8. Making out

    September 23, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Making Out

    Lisa had met a vampire in Australia in the middle of a very sunny day on the beach and the Vampire had offered to buy her a drink at a local bar but Lisa didn’t say yes because he was totally covered in slippery sunscreen and she knew if she went for a drink with him she’d probably end up making out with him and then she’d get white sunscreen streaks all over her dress

    when she told us about the vampire, James said that it was a sign of old age that she valued her dress more than making out while she was on holiday and she told him to shut up and slapped him on the arm but in that way that meant they would be making out later on


  9. haste

    September 19, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    let us rush
    and let our haste waste
    c’mon let’s break stuff

    - let’s go faster


  10. Happy to be in the house

    September 18, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Happy to be in the house

    when she was young she had put a jumper on the dog and it had sat there looking embarrassed but happy to be in the house and that was exactly how her boyfriend looked when she made him put on the clothes she bought him

    sometimes she thought about the dog in a meandering way and the thoughts would shift so subtly to thinking about her boyfriend that she didn’t notice until it was later and then she’d realise she had started with the dog and finished with the boyfriend and she’d think about that for awhile until those thoughts drifted to a goldfish one of her friends had owned

    one night she was patting her boyfriend as he sat on the couch with her happy to be in the house when he suddenly snapped at her for no reason and she had to put him outside for the rest of the night.