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March, 2011

  1. no words

    March 30, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    no word for my strong desire
    to lick your tongue
    suck on your nose
    bite right under your arm

    no word for my strong desire
    to be owned, possessed
    controlled, suppressed
    to have rules laid on me

    i will be disobedient
    i’ll brat you, purposefully
    so you’ll get angry
    and spank me

    i want your strong hand
    around my arm
    i want to surrender joyfully
    utterly

    tell me what to do
    when to do it
    instruct me
    oh, and fuck me, too

    no word for all this
    for my forbidden conceit
    perhaps i’ll call it love
    - that’s enough.


  2. The writer who should have signed the contract

    March 27, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    Back in 2004 I found a great picture book manuscript that came with some beautiful art and so, on behalf of my publisher, I made an offer to publish.

    The unpublished writer was pretty excited to receive our offer and as part of standard negotiations I advised her to find an agent or at the least, get advice from The Australian Society of Authors.

    Now, I’m not a member of the ASA nor the Australian Writer’s Guild nor the Victorian Society of Editors because of philosophical differences. They say that working for free is NO NO NO and I say that it’s a valid entry route into a writing career (and my own entry route). The ASA has ridiculous guidelines like freelance writers earning $846 per day. Are these people mad?

    Anyway, despite my philosophical disagreements with these various organisations that claim to work on the behalf of writers and editors, I recommended the writer seek out advice on our offer.

    She did receive advice and that advice exploded the publishing agreement.

    The explosive clause?

    Royalties.

    Our company paid royalties on net receipts. Net receipts are what the publisher receives in sales. Say a book costs $12.95 in the shop. The publisher very likely sold it for about 40% of this amount – so about $5.18 per copy. The author royalty is then based on this figure. A 12% royalty for example earns the author $0.62 per copy sold.

    The other method of royalty calculation is as a percentage of RRP. 12% of a $12.95 RRP earns the writer $1.55 per copy sold.

    You can see for this example that RRP royalty earns the writer a lot more money.

    Ah, net receipts and the shiftiest move in publishing history. There was some point a while ago when publishers started paying royalties on net receipts rather than RRP for various reasons. A big one is that publishers sold books at varying discount rates and so wanted to pay out royalties based on these changing rates. A set $1.55 per title meant the publisher couldn’t deep discount to move stock. Another reason: they wanted more money (or greed, as we call it).

    Where did the big shifty move come in? They said “Hey writers, you’ll still earn 12% … on what we earn, not RRP”. In one move, writers went from earning $1.55 per title to $0.62. Because the 12% royalty is standard, there was a lot of pressure for writers to not now ask for 20-30% royalties to make up for this loss.

    Back to our writer and the ASA. We paid on net receipts and our entire business model was set up to pay on net receipts. When I say business model I mean computer systems, financial reports, accounting methods, stock valuation, everything! We did not have the capacity to pay on RRP.

    Ah, but the ASA told the writer to only accept a contract that paid royalties on RRP.

    I explained our position and offered a high royalty so she’d make that $1.55 on a standard sale but still the answer was no. More discussion went on with the writer, with her shuttling back and forth between us and the ASA. I offered more money up front and a higher percentage. Not only that but we paid out royalties monthly rather than every six months.

    No.

    We reached the end. I couldn’t convince her to accept a net receipts royalty and she couldn’t listen to anything but the ASA. The deal was off and the book went unpublished.

    I wished her the best, gave her the names of some other children’s publishers and moved on.

    That was 2004 and this writer is still unpublished today. She didn’t get a deal with anyone else and on her website for a while she talked about writing and publishing but in the last two years has gone dark.

    I can’t help but think that the ASA ruined her career. I can’t help but think that had she taken the deal she would have made money (we published some other children’s picture books which earned out) and had a published work to her name. I even saw a second picture book manuscript that was excellent and this would have been published I am sure.

    But no, thanks to the ASA.

    If I had taken their advice back in 2003, I never would have done writing work for free. Would that have lost me the job? Absolutely. Would I have been replaced by someone else willing to work for free? Yes. When you’ve got nothing but talent and no credentials, you’re a small fish in a giant pool. A single credit lifts you out of the pool. My first credit was a Pinocchio storybook for Penguin Publishing and it lifted me above every other writer of my age and project list. My entire career started by ignoring the advice of the ASA.

    I wish this picture book writer had taken the deal and I really wish the ASA was more open to the realities of writing and publishing.

    You can hire a writer for $200 via ifreelance to complete a job that takes five days. The ASA says this should cost $4320. Market rates says it costs $200.

    My advice: if you’ve got no credits, take the job. Don’t worry about the professional writers (like me) who you are undercutting. When you’ve got no credits, your only bargaining chip is money.

    There are many reasons to charge money (including that you’ll have to eventually if you want to, you know, eat food) but if you’re at the start of your career or trying to break into a related field (like from freelance writing to script-writing) then take. the. damn. job.


  3. Black boyfriends

    March 24, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    Emma and Sarah and Lisa talked about getting black boyfriends every now and again but this talk didn’t lead anywhere and the plans and schemes they devised were always missing a key ingredient or got put up on the shelf to be forgotten or were written in faint grey lead pencil so even when they got the scheme down it was illegible.

    Sonya put up with the conversations for well over six months before she got so frustrated with their inadequate planning that she decided to take action and right soon.

    First it was the internet where she found all these resources on meeting your goals and then how to actually set goals and time-limited goals and SMART goals and using a group to motivate you to complete your goals and then she hit the wrong key and found time-limited goats and SMART goats and how to buy a goat and how smart goats were compared to dogs.

    The goat websites were way better than the goal websites and their forums filled to the brim with either fake-cheerful people or sad-fake-cheerful people or plain mean people who would tell everyone on the forum to stop whinging and just do it dammit. The goat websites were friendly and everyone there was so welcoming and the tips and tricks they gave were of actual stuff you could do, not just mental think yourself rich time-wasting.

    For a while Sonya forgot all about Emma and Sarah and Lisa and why she’d even started down this path and dived as deep as she could into the goat websites until she finally drifted across to where to buy a goat and how to look after a goat at home and goat appreciation clubs. She wanted a goat so badly and really wanted to take the leap but the very helpful nice people on one of the goat forums told her to go to a goat appreciation club meeting first and so she restrained herself from clicking that buy button and took herself along to the meeting.

    The goat appreciation club members were welcoming and happy and soon she had a biscuit and a cup of tea and they were all sitting down to watch a quick film on training your goat to do tricks. As the lights were turned down by Bert, the club president, Jake sat down beside her and took a bite of his biscuit.

    Sonya glanced at him and saw he was cute and black and also a member of the goat appreciation club and the black boyfriend plan came crashing back so she whispered her name and he ignored her and five seconds later the get-a-black-boyfriend-and-a-goat-plan roared into life with step one being to accidentally brush her hand against his in the darkness as Bert’s trained goat on the screen jumped through a hoop with a newspaper in its mouth.


  4. The mean girl

    March 24, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    Lucy had stood behind the mean girl on her first day of school and because their surnames were so close together she’d stood behind her right before the graduation ceremony too. Back when they were four years old the mean girl was mean then and then fourteen years later she was exactly the same; the essence of mean grown and distilled and still the same ugly spirit but in a bigger body.

    Years later at some forgettable job, Lucy overheard the new guy David talking about the job he’d come from and he’d been talking about his mean girl and said her first name and Lucy immediately asked about her last name and it was her, all these years later, still being mean!

    They got out their dossiers and compared notes and sightings and the way she looked at you like you were an insult to the generation of ancestors who came before you and back and forth the conversation went until the topic drifted to flirty things and those flirty things drifted to invitation and that invitation was actually a date and then they went out for eight months.

    Sometime later, Lucy suddenly thought about the mean girl for no reason at all and so she looked her up online only to find she was married and looked nothing like she remembered and in fact had huge breasts but was quite slim. She thought back to high-school but there was only the bland marone uniform and she couldn’t get any idea of breasts developing in secret and for a moment, just a moment, she considered that maybe the mean girl had been mean because she actually had huge breasts and must have been dealing with a lot of boy crap and perhaps that –

    Wait, no, she was mean little shit when she was four and definitely didn’t have huge breasts then, Lucy remembered.


  5. Literal

    March 24, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    For a few weeks it got rather literal in the house and one manifestation of this was the salt and pepper chickens on the table were joined by salt that was to be rubbed in wounds. Simon was delighted when that one turned up but then despondent over time because there were no wounds and by the time he’d heard James had cut himself shaving it was already three days later and throwing the wound-salt at him was nothing more than a waste of good salt.

    The upper reaches of the kitchen filled with a few clouds and their silver linings and Lucy got Tom to hold her chair while she thwacked at them with the broom but they dodged out of the way and hung out behind the abandoned juicer way up on the top shelf. Tom suggested the vacuum cleaner to suck them up and they spent a fruitless twenty minutes looking for it only to find a single nozzle attachment and a torn postcard with London on the front of it.

    The house missed the end of the news when the drowning man flashed into existence in the tub, flailing around and shouting. Bales of straw blocked the bathroom door as they took turns shoulder barging it but by the time they forced it open he’d rescued himself and climbed out the window, taking half a bar of soap with him.

    Near the end there were birds and bushes and Tom writing calculations on the relative value of this one vs those two, based on weight, size, wild/domestic , the probability of catching those ones over there with a huge bedsheet and how much French restaurants were charging for birds at the moment. Some gift horses turned up in the backyard snickering and snorting and pretty much chewing up anything green and stomping all over the place. It was practically impossible not to look them in the mouth because whatever horses were taught by their parents, not chewing with their mouth open wasn’t in it.

    There were broths and cooks and Sarah came home from work and declared the broth seemed fine to her but Tom said it was way better a few hours ago before all the other cooks turned up and then Simon called him a hipster.

    When the clouds began to break up, tiny sparkles of silver drifting down and coating the juicer, Lucy said right this is it, we’re nearly done and there was this enormous crash as a giant seal careened through the house, smashed down the back door, dodged a horse only to flip his bike on a tree root and face-plant right into this massive bowl of cold rice.

    By the time they’d found out the meaning of that one, he was gone and weirdly, so was another half-block of soap.


  6. Who is this God person?

    March 24, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    A lot of people said that if there were demons there must be God and possibly angels but Lucy said this was triple grade-A bullshit mixed with grade-B lies and a dash of truly low-quality grade-D blind stupidity typical of our dumb-ass species.

    The demons had no idea what they were being asked (“Who is this God person you keep talking about?”) and one of the Popes said this is because God is so opposite to their nature they cannot even conceive of Him and Lucy said this was garbage because enemies always know their enemies.

    James thought they weren’t demons but probably aliens who happened to look precisely what all our myths and legends had said and weren’t the myths and legends damn-near proof that they’d been visiting the Earth for centuries and only now had decided to stay permanently?

    Lucy thought this was retarded and even wrote that this was retarded in her private journal but she didn’t say it to James because they had this unspoken intimacy going between them that only came out when Simon wasn’t around and sometimes it was James holding her hand while they watched TV and every now and again it was kissing on the sofa and most of the time it was confusion and wondering what the hell were they doing.


  7. throwing olives

    March 24, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    my lover, up on my very high shelf
    swinging your legs to and fro
    what can you see from up there
    is it more than I can from down here?

    so my lover, throwing olives down
    wearing those striped stockings
    and an ankle bracelet
    adorable wicked witch of the west

    i’ll take you down from the shelf
    carry you kickingandscreaming
    encase you in a warm prison
    to which you hold all the keys

    then it’s back to my very high shelf
    and coy kicking, showing those legs
    keeping me awake
    throwing olives down


  8. Morgan M Morgansen’s Date With Destiny

    March 21, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    Such wonderful playful use of language! I love this …


  9. Glow – unfinished novel chapter

    March 18, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    glowIntroduction:

    Ideas turn up, usually when there is paying work to be done and start dancing around with their sheer coolness. C’mon – work on me! I’m so much more entertaining than anything you’ve ever written so far! Sometimes you can ignore these or postpone them until after the paying work is done.  Glow is a random idea that came from thinking about the Aurora Borealis and imagining kids deliberately electrocuting themselves and attempting my own apocalyse-style story. As a freelancer I have a lot of time to walk the streets in the middle of the day and it can be quite eerie. It’s quiet and you can believe you are the only one left. Except for the Core filth of course …

    This is an unedited first draft.  Note the overuse of the word “just”. I do like the idea behind this story but have no idea if I’ll ever finish it.  Some ideas die before the story can be finished.  This was written in about 2007 I believe.

    Glow

    Chapter 1

    Oz breathes in deeply and says “I think we’ve definitely got a peppermint vibe going on here,” and I say “yeah, cool” as I strip the plastic from the cord to reveal the copper wires. Oz’s world of flavours and aromas is for me music and notes; for Tal it’s thuds and clicks and rhythms.  I look out the window, watching out of habit although we’re miles away from a Core. The rule “ten miles and you’re safe” is still under review – all we need is one sight of a Flincher and there goes that one. Other dead rules:

    They don’t come out between 3am and dawn.

    If you wash the wound with alcohol right away you won’t get infected.

    All batteries are a good source of power.

    In the other room Tal is filling up a plastic tub with water and humming to herself, no doubt matching the rhythm she can hear from the wires embedded in the walls.  “Nearly ready?” I call out, my stripped plug now prepared.  She turns the water off and a moment later comes sloshing in with the tub filled up.  She’s wet up to the elbows, droplets sparkling on her eyelids and hair, and the front of her top wet.  “A little splashing incident,” she says as she thuds the tub down.

    “What do you hear?” I say, although Oz has already said peppermint and his nose hasn’t been wrong before.  Tal tilts here head and listens, nodding her head to the rhythm.  “It’s a ticka-tala sweet juice as far as I can tell,” she says.  “You?”

    I walk over near the power point and duck down to place my ear to the wall.  The soft light notes playing on the edge of hearing increase in volume and I hear the song of healthy happy power.  We’ve already disabled the power-breaker downstairs and so we should get a good thirty seconds or more before some other fuse blows out.  I plug my stripped cord in and stand up. “All sounding good to me.”

    Having got the beautiful trio – peppermint, ticka-tali, and happy – we each place a naked foot into the tub, the warm water coming halfway up our respective calves.  I drop the stripped end of the cord into the tub and then stand on it.

    Before I flick the switch we say our own mantras.

    “Screw the Flinchers,” says Tal.

    “Fuck the Core,” says Oz.

    “Damn them all to hell,” I say and then I hit the switch.

    Ah, juice…

    *

    Ten minutes later we’re flying down the street with a major glow on.  Oz is snorting huge lungfuls of air, tasting and smelling only 240V peppermint.  Tal is clapping, stomping, clicking, chanting to the fading beat and I’m humming in every cell with the song.  Three glorious minutes of juice before some local power breaker down the road got overloaded and fritzed right out.  Streetlights flicker on as we pass, lighting up in the big ambiance and then dulling as we walk away.  Normally we’d wait the mandatory twenty minutes for the first glow to fade down before heading out (being that streetlights, globes and practically any other electric thing turning on is like a big COME HERE NOW sign to any Flinchers or other Core-filth) but we’re easily fifteen miles from the nearest Core and so what the hell.

    Oz zaps a letterbox to pieces with a fifty-yard ball and we’re clapping and laughing as splintered pieces of wood and metal clatter to the road. Yeah we’re into conservation, and in about ten minutes we’ll calm down with all this, but right now, stuffed full, dancing in the rain after the end of a drought we’re wasteful and too happy to care about a few balls getting flung.  I tag a door from twenty yards, charring MIA RULES into its blue paint.  “Nice accuracy,” says Oz and flicks two balls from his fingertips, adding umlauts about the A in Mia.  “Showoff,” I say as Tal rolls her eyes at me.

    Tal is rolling a ball, squishing it hard so it’ll firework with it hits when she suddenly stops, eyes wide and ears straining.  “You hear that?”  We stop laughing, walking, breathing, everything as fear sobriety hits.  “It’s like a da-dum-da-dum-da-dum kinda thing,” says Tal.  I listen hard but all I can hear is the faint notes of local power, the warm music of some underground cables and the occasional high chimes of batteries hidden in kitchen drawers, never to be used again, unless it’s by us or some other survivors.

    “I’m still only getting peppermint,” said Oz, sniffing the wind.

    “There’s no Core for ages,” said Tal, nervously swapping the ball from hand to hand.  “They’re not going to go further than ten miles.”

    “Yeah, and they don’t come out late at night either,” I say, trying to shut out all the local music.  I can hear something faintly now, like a low E rising to A and then dropping back again.  It sounds like an engine, something that definitely shouldn’t be ten miles plus out.  We should be hiding, we all know it, but we’re also juiced and anything that turns up now is going to get fried before it gets close.

    Then we see it – down the far end of the road a wheel emerges followed by the rest of the classic Tank body.  But this one looks different…

    “Is that cut down?” says Oz, squinting his eyes at the waist-high trundling machine.  I pull out the binoculars and try to make sense of the shattered image through the cracked lenses. It is classic Tank but the edges are sliced open, making a grotesque bird cage around the soft pulsing muscle inside.

    “You know what?” says Tal, lining up the machine with the hard ball.  “Screw the Flinchers.”

    “No wait!  It’s not a normal Tank.  They’re never open like this,” I say.  “We should hide and see what it’s doing.”

    “Or…” says Oz and holds out his hand.  Tal passes him the ball, that by now is so squished down and hard it’s going to shrapnel like crazy.  He layers it with a light shell to help him aim and then flings it in a perfect arc. “Or we can fuck the Core.”

    The ball flies through the air like the most perfect baseball pitch you ever saw. The cut-down altered Tank doesn’t even have a chance to move out of the way before the ball hits in a giant shower of light. The hard middle of the ball bursts and the shrapnel shears the top of the Tank right off.  Nearby windows break as debris flies in every direction, some hard bits of the ball still holding together as they slice through everything in their path. A moment later there is silence and then the moment after that – a scream.

    A Flincher scream.

    We all swear because a Flincher scream doesn’t mean it’s hurt or laying there shredded on the road.  It means it’s alive and we all know that even half a Flincher, dragging itself along on hooks and hands, legs missing, blind and deaf and missing those pointed teeth is more than enough to kill.

    Then we see it, careening around the corner, holding its bald head in its hands, running straight into a low front fence and toppling over with another scream.

    “What the hell?” says Oz, rolling a ball between his palms.  We’re all rolling balls, squishing and squeezing so we can kill the Flincher but it’s not running towards us.  It’s not behaving like a normal Flincher at all.  All grace and stretched muscle, twitching at every sound , the standard time between seeing one and having to kill it before it kills you is about thirty seconds.

    “Maybe it’s shell-shocked,” I say, making my ball as sticky as possible.  The Flincher stands up in the front yard and runs back toward the dead decapitated Tank.  It crashes into the remains and goes down again.  This time it doesn’t try to get up.

    “If it’s just going to lay there then I’m just going to have to burn it to death,” says Oz, adding his final smooth layer.

    “Yup,” says Tal and then we all aim and throw.  Oz’s hits first, him being the fastest and most accurate.  Mine and Tal’s hit a second later in a double explosion and the scream of the Flincher goes way up and then suddenly stops.  “Nice burn,” says Oz, taking a deep breath.  “Kinda mocha-coffee.”  We all start rolling again as we creep up the street toward the glow of my sticky slow-burn.  The Flincher is gone and they usually travel separate from each other but that doesn’t mean there won’t be some other Core-filth creature up there.

    “Watch out for Scratchers,” says Tal, reading my mind. There’s probably none here – god knows they come running almost as fast as the Flinchers – but we slow anyways to quickly layer from the knee down.  Scratchers, dumb crazed little disease carrying filth could have killed us all if only they thought to attack above the knee.  A little more secure in our dull thin armour we move forward, the stink of the dead Flincher and the sliced Tank thick in the air.

    “I can’t hear anything,” says Tal.

    “Me neither.”

    Oz takes a sniff.  “Nothing Core around here.”

    The Tank is essentially ruined, exploded into so many bits it’s hard to believe there was a living muscle inside it.  The Flincher on the ground is so much charred bone and wiring.  The whole area is less Tank and Flincher and more torn flesh and wrecked electronics.  I do a quick futile inspection of what is left of the Tank, trying to discern a clue to the new look but it’s like staring at a pile of minced up powder and attempting to imagine it was once a statue.

    “And now we leave,” I say.  “We’ll throw back.”

    We skirt around the wreckage and walk down the street, still wary.  Once were about forty yards away we throw out balls back at the mess behind us.  More explosions of light and the Tank and Flincher really are gone, mere unrecognisable flecks of green circuit board and meaty shreds. A single rain and the blackened hole where my slow-burner melted into the road will be the only evidence anything happened there at all. We peel the armour off and throw it on the ground, tiny particles of rainbow colour water-balloon bursting on the dark bitumen of the road.

    As we look for a house to spend the night, one preferably easy for us to break in but then easy to barricade, the multiple images of the altered Tank seen through my cracked binoculars keep appearing before me.

    A Tank.  Miles, more than ten miles from a Core.  With a Flincher.  That didn’t try to kill us.  That went crazy or something. An altered Tank touring miles from where it should be.

    It was a list of impossible things.

    But then, impossible things are what the last year and a half had all been about.

    God damn them to hell I say to myself as Tal finds an open house and waves Oz and me in.

    I don’t like impossible things.  Impossible things end up killing you.

    *

    The mathematics of the Cores:

    Six billion people-ish.

    Three days = 72 hours.

    Steps, about three metres wide, so about five people abreast can fit.

    Steps down – unknown.

    Divide six billion by 72.

    About 80,000 an hour.

    Number of Cores – worldwide, unknown.  Melbourne – about thirty so far.

    *

    Canned food maths.

    Expiry dates: 1-3 years.

    What happens if you eat expired canned food?  Vomit. Food poisoning.  Possible death.

    What happens if you don’t eat expired canned food? Hunger. Starvation. Very probable death.

    So we eat.

    *

    Morning comes sliding along just like it was any other morning in the history of mornings. Of course this is all facade.  The old mornings had cars and voices and food and traffic and people ebbing through the streets like blood cells in a vein. The new mornings have cars (rusting quietly), sometimes  voices (glowers or Core-filth, screaming), food (scavenged), traffic (nope) and very few people who sure ain’t ebbing along all warm and relaxed.

    Tal cooks us breakfast by glowing up an electric stove (we’re in a flat area now).  Baked beans and then porridge, two mushy lumpy concoctions that I imagine getting gooey and mixed in my stomach. Urgh.  Gloopy yes, but good for slow energy release.  Perfect for running, hiding, glowing.  Good for killing stuff.

    Oz is marking up the map during breakfast.  A little T and F for yesterday’s weird Tank and mental Flincher. I lean over and write a little “w” next to it.

    “So we know it was a weird Tank,” I say.

    Our map is covered with circles and letters, each new mark slicing the city into good and bad, healthy and sick, free and locked. We all look at it and I’m thinking it is our prison when Tal pokes a finger down on the map and determines today’s destination.

    We’re out the door ten minutes later and walking down the street. Oz says it’s about nine o’clock according to his windup watch and that’s the best accuracy we can get right now.  It’s about nine o’clock.  Could be later could be earlier.  It’s about a year and a half.  Maybe a week or so more.

    “Doopa doopa,” says Tal, apropos of nothing.

    “Chicka-cha,” answers Oz.

    I’m about to say “Badajoz Badajoz” to complete our made up word game when we walk around a corner and there at the end of the street is a giant black hole in the road, surrounded by tanks laying down shiny black panels.

    Oz is the first to react; he grabs our arms and pulls us backward.

    “Core.  It’s a core,” says Tal, her face flushed, red marks standing out on her cheeks. She turns to me, her face knotting up. “I took us to a Core.  I took us here.”

    “Let’s burn it,” says Oz, reckless and crazy just like yesterday; just like fifty times before.

    His lunacy shocks me back to language and I take a deep shuddering breath.  I didn’t realise I had been holding it, my lungs locked down as a wave of cold adrenaline fizzed through me.

    “It’s a Core,” I croak through my fear-tightened throat. But he’s already got a ball charging, a big half-basketball size that’ll lob slow and explode fast.

    “It’s a new core and we can burn it out before it gets going.  Maybe we can even get inside and see what they are doing down there,” he says, laying and squishing all the while.

    “I didn’t hear anything,” says Tal, staring at the house blocking our view of the new core.

    Oz’s glow is pouring into the ball and it is shining up into a good burn.  I’m staring at it and trying to think our options through but the music pouring out of the ball is putting out arguments so loud I can’t keep my thoughts running straight.

    “Ok, we burn but if anything comes this way we run.  Oz?  Ok?  Tal – we need armour.”

    Tal nods with her mouth open and starts making armour on autopilot as I glow up a slow sticky ball. Oz is shelling his ball as Tal layers us up a minute later.  “Nearly ready,” I say and I glow as hard as I can and shell the outside of my ball.

    “We go now,” says Oz, not waiting for me to finish.  He steps around the corner and hurls the ball in an overarm lob.  I follow him and throw mine a second later.  Tal glows up marble-sized shrapnel and flings it right after me. One of the tanks spots us and swallows back its black tile.  It shoots towards the hole in a jerk of tread and disappears just as Oz’s ball hits one of the other tanks dead on.  The tank vaporises and Oz swears because it was meant to hit in the middle of the group. Shrapnel flies off, slicing through tread and metal sides but failing to do much.  My ball hits with Tal’s marbles and another two tanks shred.  The splashing explosion from mine slaps glowing light all around, burning and sticky.

    “Showoff,” grunts Oz and flings another ball.  This one is baseball sized and is a simple exploder. It hits. It explodes. Another tank stops. From the burning glow a tank comes roaring out, covered in flames of light.  It screams down the road with indecent haste towards us. Tal throws a scattershot of marbles. Only one hits, a glancing scuff and bounces to crack on the concrete gutter.

    The tank swings a flame-covered grasping claw out and the music of death begins to play. Jarring high notes, abrupt jolts, timing a human would never write. This song is short. So is the word dead. Oz squints his eyes at the smell of the weapon charging and throws a quick small golf ball. No problem with his aim. It hits the front panel and punches in but doesn’t break through. I’m glowing up a ball to blast the tank apart when there is a mechanical cough and grind and the song cuts out. The tread freezes and the tank jolts to stop. It’s burning with light and shuddering. We’ve step out of the firing line and back before I throw. The tank keeps burning but it’s not shuddering now.


  10. leaving my grave

    March 13, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    the possibility of leaving my grave approaches

    so i dress well and cut my hair

    shave my face and organise my wallet

    pull myself together most studiously

     

    to pace on such a day as this is unseemly

    but really what else am i to do?

    i’m waiting on a baby, waiting on an election result

    waiting on a jury, waiting on an earth-shatter comet

     

    the last trip, i’ll admit, was terrible

    birds following, children crying, milk sour

    dogs sneezing, dirt rolling, bread falling

    and ravens, ravens snapping at my skin

     

    the time is upon us!

    a decision is approaching, my children

    the voice is rising, a soft mumble

    it sounds like yes yes yes