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April, 2011

  1. Sunshine

    April 28, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    John was on the run, mud-splashed and wild and when he kicked in the front door Lucy went and locked herself in the bathroom.

    He showed us the sunshine he’d stolen and smushed into an empty pasta sauce jar and James immediately sped out into the darkness of two weeks thus far to pick up some marshmallows.

    For a while there was pleading but Lucy wouldn’t open the door, not even when John claimed he’d stolen it for her. She knew it wasn’t the truth because she’d been sober and straight the night two years ago when he’d come home from his bullshit callcentre job angry, furious really, at being the end result so far of millions of successful ancestors and there he was draining away every day, animate but not alive, moving but staying dead still.

    John had rushed in the door and told us about the moment of clarity, the cusp of a grand idea which had hit six minutes after he got on the train to come home.

    We were drunk and high, except Lucy who was sober and low and so while Andrew was quite willing to go along with the pretense of John doing it for her, she knew the shiny steel truth.

    James was back with the marshmallows soon enough and we clicked off the lid and started roasting. Words words words wrapped together and thrown against Lucy’s knowledge with no result but then the scent of burnt sugar slid under the door and out came Lucy and no one moved or even pretended to notice when she hugged John from behind and pressed her face against his back.


  2. www.dateadiamondthief.com

    April 28, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    she looks like a diamond thief whispered my mother

    and i’m suddenly happy we made up a fake meeting story

    a swing dancing class three weeks ago

    not www.dateadiamondthief.com


  3. Stripes and your secrets

    April 28, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    Mr Zebra with your stripes and your secrets

    That perfect life you’ve built with a home and business

    Family, friends, neighbours and a swimming pool

    That trimmed lawn of greenest green

     

    You know your wife had other lovers

    Just as you did, before you met

    And most of the time it doesn’t play on your mind

     

    But sometimes it does come to play

    And it’s a production

    LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

    A director, a red couch, a three-act structure

     

    Glowing reviews for a flushed blonde

    Seductive and scheming

    Marrying for money, surely

    Will she get her comeuppence?

     

    Mr Zebra with those holes in the dirt

    And a job that allows you to travel

    When will one of those secrets follow you home?

     

    Word on the street is stripes may as well be a barcode

    But perhaps black paint took care of that

    That technology huh, always progressing

    Digging over those cold cases

     

    The production sometimes a dark future

    Mud-splashed fugitive who was a successful lawyer

    And here’s the twist, the spoiler:

    HE REALLY IS THE MURDERER!

     

    Will some clever birds ruin the play?

    Their dig dig digging, their barcoding

    Mr Zebra, you good time fella

    Tell me there is more to the script


  4. Glare

    April 23, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    the glare party was a roaring success or a glaring success because the one thing about winning a glare is that roaring doesn’t help you

    emily was throwing cheese on a pizza when simon and amanda started up and that pizza was cooling on the rack when simon finally cracked and amanda won

    simon went off to surf the internet for tips on how to win a glare stating that when he came back he was going to:

    1)      wipe the floor with amanda

    2)      have some cocoa

    jules started talking during his glare which isn’t against the rules but generally frowned upon but he was doing this dead-on impression of papa smurf drunk and belligerant, trying to return his movie ticket after walking out of pretty woman halfway through and papa smurf kept slipping into a scottish accent while complaining that pretty woman needed more car accidents and zebras and dinosaurs and capsicums and peppersauce and a pony named tony and BAM that was the joke that knocked emily right out of the glare


  5. angles

    April 8, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    you want angles, I’ll give you angles
    i’ve got this triangle house right here
    its got angles up the wazoo
    you can’t turn around without bumping into an angle
    oh, be careful there – ha, there’s angles!

    oh, angels, you wanted …

    you want angels, I’ll give you angels
    i’ve got this … triangle house
    its got angels up the … everywhere
    you can’t turn around without … brushing against an angel
    oh, be … holy … there – ha, there’s angels alright.


  6. bound

    April 5, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    watch my fingers as i type the ransom note
    whisper from the bed ‘they’ll never pay’

    travel across town, down my road
    up my drive, to my door
    come around
    and be bound


  7. Hardly at all

    April 2, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    BananaThe room where they slept was covered with suicide graffiti.  Shlom wrote “I wish I was an orange” on the wall with black marker. She had seen this two years ago when a boy she was going out with scratched it into the skin of a banana at her parents’ house.  At the time she had laughed madly because she was madly in love with him. Later, when she was just in love with him she had laughed less when he did it again. When she wasn’t in love with him it was hardly funny at all.