Mr Zebra with your stripes and your secrets
That perfect life you’ve built with a home and business
Family, friends, neighbours and a swimming pool
That trimmed lawn of greenest green
You know your wife had other lovers
Just as you did, before you met
And most of the time it doesn’t play on your mind
But sometimes it does come to play
And it’s a production
LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!
A director, a red couch, a three-act structure
Glowing reviews for a flushed blonde
Seductive and scheming
Marrying for money, surely
Will she get her comeuppence?
Mr Zebra with those holes in the dirt
And a job that allows you to travel
When will one of those secrets follow you home?
Word on the street is stripes may as well be a barcode
But perhaps black paint took care of that
That technology huh, always progressing
Digging over those cold cases
The production sometimes a dark future
Mud-splashed fugitive who was a successful lawyer
And here’s the twist, the spoiler:
HE REALLY IS THE MURDERER!
Will some clever birds ruin the play?
Their dig dig digging, their barcoding
Mr Zebra, you good time fella
Tell me there is more to the script