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  1. The Sister of the Sun

    December 2, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    the sister of the Sun visited today
    sweeping through the house
    a stream of petals swirling around her
    droplets of oil falling from fingers

    “the Sun has been most reluctant to journey” she said
    adding that “when they were young they travelled everywhere together”
    she was here to enlist my help
    (as i’ve counselled many an astral body)

    (and kissed many an astral body)

    i gave the standard guarantees
    lies flying with angel velocity
    and she left in a blister of oily light
    petals n all disappeared

    immediately i got the Sun on the phone
    and told him to watch out for former friends urging change
    the Sun chuckled at my worry
    did i not know the Sun would never leave the great love it had found?

    i hung up the phone, reassured a little but worried more
    the Sun talks of great love but so does everyone when they are in love
    recent conversations flickered back to me
    the Sun complaining about this and that, most worryingly

    i briefly considered hiding the Sun’s keys to hinder any getaway
    dreamed of a mad short-term kidnapping
    plotted a Vegas wedding and a fake pregnancy if required
    drew a big circle and little circle on paper surrounded by a broken heart

    a flash of light struck me then
    for a moment i thought the Sun had come to take back Tupperware
    but it was a bright idea instead
    the Tupperware gets to stay

    immediately i rang Joe and told him of the Sun’s sister
    described curves and eyes and delicate earlobes
    it was the ankle bracelet that closed the deal
    and he said he’d call her tonight

    never have i hoped so much for a phone conversation to go well
    for laughing and flirting and whispers and connection
    then the Sun’s sister can stay, tied by golden string to Joe
    and we can all go out,
    bright light, petals, oil and shimmering love


  2. chimpanzee hiring policy

    October 24, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    i got some fries and there was dirt in them and i say sure Chimpanzees are damn cheap labour and putting them to work guarantees they won’t go extinct but i am not happy about dirt in my fries.