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  1. two suns

    February 18, 2011 by Mathew Ferguson

    waking up after a long night of drinking
    i found myself in a desert
    near a forest
    under a cloudy sky

    still fully dressed
    feeling thirsty
    feeling ill
    too much tequila

    shuffle to the edge of the forest
    like a stupid zombie
    and i saw shreds of leather
    laying under a tree

    a little further on, a shirt
    buttons scattered
    a worrying jagged tear
    a disturbing brown stain

    a few metres away something rusting
    hard edges, cracked glass
    vague recollection
    dials and levers

    the seat squeaked as I sat down
    a memory slapped me and ran away
    a weird man wanting something last night
    i was telling him about the Beatles, for tequila reasons

    everything here is old, so very farm shed rusted
    i scout the area, see a shoe
    barely glance at it
    look hard when I see there is still a foot in it

    i run to the edge of the forest
    back to the desert, feeling sick
    the clouds clear and now I’m frantic
    under two suns


  2. a million ancient bees

    December 23, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    a million ancient bees erupted from the earth
    on the day i was married
    i didn’t take it as a sign for me
    i blamed global warming

    the poor bees, confused and lost
    searching for flowers that don’t exist
    swerved down through the town
    oh, they didn’t know about car windshields either

    our wedding photos in the botanical gardens
    going quite well until that low squeal approached
    did you know that ancient bees didn’t buzz?
    well, they don’t
    down they came, those ancient bees
    heading for my wife
    i told her that her dress looked like a stupid giant flower
    i haven’t been more right

    the swarm collided and surrounded and loved and embraced
    those poor bees desperately trying to feel at home
    my wife swatting them down
    did you know ancient bees have no sting?

    not long after and the ancient bees are gone
    squished and crushed and mashed and splattered
    my powerful wife did them in
    and i still didn’t take it to be a sign